Posts tagged Conversations with my mother
Posts tagged Conversations with my mother
Who was that Republican you said you actually liked? Is it Newt? KALI, NEWT IS ON THE TV!
- My mother.
FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT LIKE NEWT GINGRICH. WOULD NEVER. IN A THOUSAND YEARS. I DO have a weird bipartisan crush on Jon Huntsman and that is all.
She was like, “Oh, was that lady from ‘Once Upon a Time’ the vampire queen?” and I was like, “No, that’s Pam, she’s with Eric. The Queen USED to be Evan Rachel Wood but then Bill took over as King except now Russell is back and he’s king of Mississippi, but he was married to ERW, even if it was a total sham so they could combine forces, but technically he’s king. Of Louisiana. And my heart.”
Sadly, that was not the first time I’ve used the “King of my heart” line when referring to Russell Edgington. Don’t care.
Happy Halloween, ya’ll.
