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WHY.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Oh my God.  Denis O’-freaking-Hare.  Give him an Emmy right now, seriously.  Initially I was like, “Aww, more sweater/button down combos, I’m so shallow but HOW NICE” and then shit got serious and sad and seriously sad and I COULD NOT BELIEVE. CONSTANCE DDDDD:  Even when I was like, “Please don’t put your hand on the glass like all stereotypical jail scenes,” and THEN HE DID and cried and I was almost sniffle-crying but somehow managed to not because I knew everyone I watch with would have been like, “…stop that.”  BUT GUHHH WHY!?

I’m blaming Tate.  He just wanted you to love him, Tate.  He just wanted to take you to ‘Brigadoon’ so you could watch him perform in the chorus!  WHY YOU GOTTA BRING HIM DOWN, TATE!?

Between the clip of Constance being appallingly bitchy (BE NICE TO HIM, DAMN IT) and the burn photos, I’m about twelve levels of verklempt now.

Although it’s good to see Larry’s sassy green cardigan is making a comeback.

Five seconds of Larry creeping around a corner is neither sufficient nor preferable, particularly after last week’s Larry-less episode as well.  Although it DOES appear next week focuses on him and Constance, which I am totally fine with and very excited about.  But still. 

Aaaaand today many Baberaham/Abraham Lincoln jokes were made, I got yelled at by a lady at work (who now that I think about it, coincidentally, was buying “Killing Lincoln”), I received a cryptic text from someone I used to intern with, and I had dinner with my Grandparents.  So… good day, yeah?

NOT ONLY did you finally give me scenes of Denis O’Hare and Jessica Lange being fierce as hell together (which I’ve been waiting for all season), BUT THEY ARE IN LOOOOOOOVE.

…Ok, he’s kind of creepily in love with her and I don’t think it’s mutual but it obviously should be because Lare-Bear is perfection, come on.

But oh my God, Larry’s backstory!  It was so sad!  And so good!  And I died when he told off his creepy ginger wife who couldn’t move her jaw and was like, “Move back to Ohio, I WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU!” 

Anyway, basically, yeah.  Larry Harvey is the best character on television.  And Denis O’Hare looks really nice in sweaters (and yes, Hillary and probably Danielle, I feel you judging me through the screen even though you probably won’t read this for like, two days.  Don’t even care).