Posts tagged my life
Posts tagged my life
One of my organizers made me this today.
Thought I had a meeting today, so I dressed really adorably and now my boss is like, “Nope, no meetings for you.”
Debating just going to the main office building and being all like:
Got into a pretty nasty car wreck today with one of my coworkers. We were in her soft-top SUV. The wind blew us into the guard wires, we flipped, and somewhere in the jumble the passenger window broke out and my arm ended up trapped under the car. It hurt, and for a brief moment I figured I was going to have to cut it off like that James Franco movie, but thankfully Stephanie got out of the car and, with the help of some amazing folks who stopped, lifted the car enough for me to get my arm out.
One trip to the ER later and I found out I miraculously broke no bones or dislodged any major tendons or anything. I’m in pain, my arm is pretty cut up and swollen, and I have a handy-dandy sling, but I’m going to be ok.
I’m shaken, though. And extremely, EXTREMELY thankful that people stopped and helped us and called the police. Things could have been much worse. We are very lucky.
Haven’t updated in days because…
I get to go home for a WEEK over Christmas/NYE and I cannot wait to see the fam and the friends and eat all the food and give all the gifts and watch my boo thang Mark Dantonio win himself a damn Rose Bowl with the help of the entire Michigan State Spartans football program. Because all of that is about to happen.
LOL REMEMBER WHEN THIS SHOW WAS FUN AND GAMES AND I SAID I WANTED TO LIVE THAT LIFE?
Yeah, that joke’s not funny anymore.
We have a big event today so I bought this new outfit and my roommate (who works down the hall) was like, “Girl you look good, let me take a pic…” so I was walk walk fashion baby’ing at her and then I tripped and fell into the wall.
I am political Liz Lemon. Always.
It’s 4 AM. I’ve been up since 3 because my neighbor is, literally, playing free-form jazz in his apartment. He had bass going for a while and now there are drums and it isn’t even melodic or good and please just shut up.
My life is basically a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.